Dave Matthews Band: Shut the **** Up

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After years of preaching to the rest of us about protecting the environment, Dave Matthews dumps a couple hundred gallons of human waste on pleasure boaters in the Chicago River.
Global warming is a theory, Dave, but dumping raw sewage into public water systems is proven to sicken people, fish, and water fowl.
I’m glad you’re concerned about things you can’t control. Now control your bowels, and we’ll all be better off.